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"Malcolm was fantastic, he did a superb job and we were amazed at how well he knew what was going on and what the issues were, very clever using the information we provided to create what he did.

PROPERTY COUNCIL OF
NEW ZEALAND

HIdden Pages

 

 

Friday
Jan272012

False Prophets and Utter Drivel

This morning as my teenage daughter and I stood in the aisle of our local shops, we counted 23 magazines desperately screaming out for attention.

As far as I could tell, the top 5 messages these magazines were peddling were as follows:

  1. How women can lose their entire body weight in only 10 days and still feel great.

  2. How guys can get rock hard abs and arms of steel in 3 easy workouts.

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Wednesday
Jan252012

Ninja Dad's Weekly tips


  • If you're the dad of a newborn: If you haven't already, buy or hire a baby-carrying device that you strap to your mighty chest (eg Baby Bjorn) and carry bubs around whenever you can. Great for building the bond between you and and your baby.
  • If you're the dad of a toddler: Read them stories and then when you finish...read them some more- or even the same one...over and over and over again!
  • If you're the dad of a teenager: Hug your teenager every day. They may sigh, groan or complain. Hug them anyway.

DAD = Dynamic Amazing Dad

Enjoy Brothers.

Seeya next week,

Malcolm.

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Monday
Jan232012

The good the bad and the better

I've learnt two important things as a Comedian and Speaker over the years:

  1. Never take on board -nor believe- the gushing praises of your biggest fans.
  2. Equally, never listen to your bitterest critics.

Believing in over the top praise about your abilities, achievements and talents is a well-worn trap for the delirious ego.

Likewise, taking on board bitter, vengeful or jealous criticism of what you do is just as destructive.

Let them both slide.

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Thursday
Jan192012

Beware the Airbaggers

Air -baggers- Parents who cushion their children from life...to their detriment.

I recently talked to a group of parents and it appears that Air-baggers are on the increase.

It seems Air-baggers frequently worry about the following three things:

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Monday
Jan162012

Pram, person or Mars

The pram industry is now a billion dollar business. Every month some new whiz bang outrageously expensive model capable of traversing the planet Mars appears on the market, and as parents we instinctively categories parents according to the pram they push.

Oh, you bough a blah blah pram which means you must be a Virgo, middle-class, vegetarian who votes for the greens and listens to Lady Gaga.

Umm... no actually.

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Friday
Jan132012

Monkey Mind

It seems the Monkey Mind swings this way and that, constantly grasping at anything shiny that passes its way. Unable to sit still for long, it makes meaning out of nonsense and finds short term purpose in passing drivel.

Our kids do it regularly, be it the latest fashion, music, fad or craze that sweeps through their life, facebook or school.

Adults do it just as effectively it seems.

I know that my own monkey mind works overtime. This is what I have thought about in the last twenty minutes:

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Wednesday
Jan112012

Peculiar and weird folk, those families

Every family has their own peculiar, odd and weird habits.

Whether it's a traditional household 'family' or a 'family' within a Corporate or Sporting context, the dynamic seems to be fairly consistent the world over - We all see what we want to see and we all hear what we want to hear.

The truth often doesn't come into play and usually stumbles in at last place in a sore and sorry state to an empty stadium.

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Monday
Jan092012

Homeless people taught me what?

Two days ago I bought a copy of the Big Issue and as the vendor and I started yarning, I mentioned that up until a few years ago I had worked with Homeless people for nearly twenty years. He then asked what were the most important things my work taught me?

Ummm...I went totally blank. Doh!

So 48 hours later, this is my answer:

Top seven things my work with the homeless taught me:

1) Never judge book by cover. It's a cliche but damn it if it doesn't always ring true.

2) Never underestimate the human capacity to constantly surprise and delight you.

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Friday
Jan062012

Family holiday survival guide - 8 tips

I have just returned from a holiday down south with extended family members including seven adults, six teenagers, two eleven year olds and two children under three. This is what I learnt:

1) If possible, think seriously about getting your own accommodation. Having your own place of refuge can prove invaluable amidst large family gatherings.

2) When lots of kids are in the one space, remember that we all parent differently. No one is necessarily right or wrong...just different. Sometimes it will drive you crazy and you will need to compromise at some stage. Don't be pig-headed.

3) Make sure the kids (particularly teenagers) pull their weight. Be on guard after every meal and make sure the kids set their own table and clean up after themselves. They may give you attitude but boo hoo. Stay firm.

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Tuesday
Jan032012

Baffling a Go Go

To stay sharp we constantly need to surprise ourselves and those around us.

Significantly mix things up, baffle loved ones and delight strangers.

Exploring new ideas, attempting things that scare us and playing well outside our comfort zone should all demand our attention.

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